Stop.
- You, go check over there - Go...
- See anything? - No.
They're back here.
Follow them.
Over there...
Cousin, you better leave without me.
No. We'll go together.
This is H.K. already. Hurry, go.
l've made the call but l can't find your aunt.
You're a stranger in H.K., stay with me.
Scared? Let me take it out for you.
Don't be scared...
You are incurable.
Do you have a sound reason for being transferred eleven times...
within only one year after you left the cadet?
You are like a human football.
Did you hear what l said?
What?
lf it's not because we're relatives.
l'll never let you work in my district.
Mom, l know. He's here.
Phone call for you...
Uncle, there's a phone call for you.
- Sister, What is it? - Watch out for my hat.
Don't interrupt when your elders are talking.
l'm talking to your mother.
l won't be coming.
l'm being bored to death by your son here.
Nothing you can do can amend it.
l'll tell him. All right, bye.
What did mom say?
Don't soak your ''athlete's foot'' in the tub.
Your son caught the bacteria on his scalp.
lt's a good thing it didn't go into his eyes.
Or else he'll have ''athlete's eyes''
Shut your mouth.
l have all the experienced C.l.D. here.
Choose one as your partner.
No.
l can't stand experienced cops.
They'll be on my back constantly.
Just get me a lazy one.
But one not as handsome as l am.
That will be hard to find.
This one is the worst, How about it?
Good morning.
Judy, you can go now.
No, l want to see you go in.
Fine.
- Morning. - Morning.
Bon, all dressed up for a modeling job?
Yes. Playboy asks me to pose for their cover.
Can't you be serious?
l didn't say anything wrong.
Don't you want me as a model for your company?
Resign? What's wrong with being a cop?
lf something happens to your family,
you can be sure l'll work hard on the case.
lf you want to marry with me, you must quit.
Then, we'll just live together.
No. l've typed up your resignation letter.
How smart.
There's a typing error.
More.
- You're great. - Let's go.
2993,
you can't come and go as you please.
Being a model beats being a policeman?
Police are respected.
Have you heard of models are respected?
So l want to be a policeman.
l've transferred a top man to assist you.
Tell 23838 to come in.
When you see him, you may think l'm lying.
But, don't let your eyes deceive you.
Whether you're a good cop or not is genetic.
ln him, runs the refined blood of my family.
So, you must not doubt his performance quality.
Come here...
Let me introduce you. This is your new partner.
Long man.
King Kong.
What King Kong? Ho Ting Bon.
Now l know why you haven't been promoted.
You talked too much. But it doesn't matter, l like your style.
- Really? - Birds of feather, flocked together.
Now that you're partners.
l've a case for you.
l hate apple polishing.
So, don't give me any royal treatment.
Even l'm his relative, don't do me any favours.
This is ''Addict Hung''.
He may have a drug deal at 4 pm tomorrow.
So, he is your uncle.
Who says? l am his uncle.
My father is still young for his years.
l am an accident from his old age.
Did you hear what l've just said?
About ''Addict Hung''?
He may have a drug deal at 4 pm tomorrow. Correct?
- Don't you two have work to do? - Yes, sir.
- Taste sample, please try. - The taste is great.
Try some...
Try some.
You're been at this 3 or 4 times already.
l just want to taste it better.
With so much sampling, you should know by now.
How many boxes do you want?
You're not buying? Then move...
lt's boiled.
We've been here for 3 days.
ls the information true?
True or not, we must be patient.
Being a C.l.D. is hard, l'd rather sit in office.
Shoplifting.
l know, but we can't identify ourselves.
l'm full.
Mister.
Shoplifting?
Stop right there. Police!
Addict Hung, don't run.
What are you doing here? Go after him.
Go...
Why are you dragging this girl along?
She was stealing, l may get promoted from this.
Just handcuffed her first.
Let's go.
- Did you see his car? - No.
Run!
Let me go.
Let's check on her.
No serious harm done, l'll call an ambulance.
- You want to work as a cop still? - Of course.
Well then, call a taxi and get her to a hospital.
lf Headquarter finds out, it'll be the end of us.
Thank you.
You're joking? l'm her husband? Who'll believe it?
- There's no difference. - l'm more like her little brother.
Who is the patient's husband?
- Him. - Him.
Are you both her husband?
l am her ex., He's her present.
- What? - Correct.
Her marriage to me is a mistake.
Only they belong together. They're a lovely pair.
Till death do they part.
Right?
Fill out this information sheet for your wife.
Come on, fill it out.
lf Headquarter knows about this, we'll be fired.
Consider my height.
lf l'm not a cop, how else can l bully people?
lf this small pleasure is snatched away from me.
What else is there left for me to live for?
Don't talk too much.
l've already admitted l'm her husband.
- l'll bear whatever consequence there's. - That's nice to know.
lf she has damaged her brain from the accident.
You're in luck.
- To have such a beautiful wife. - Shut up.
- She looks prettier the minute. - l'll pass her to you for sure.
Hard to find a girl with a lower lQ than yours.
Let's look again to see if we can find some l.D.
Haven't we looked earlier? No use talking to you.
lt must be hidden somewhere private.
What are you doing? Try to take advantage?
l just want to have a more thorough search.
Nothing.
You think she might be a stowaway?
lt will be great if she is, we can immediately deport her.
What should l do now? l must continue with this pretence.
She's regaining her consciousness.
Miss, how do you feel?
Careful now.
Wai Hung.
Wai Hung? Who is Wai Hung?
She's up.
Wai Hung, don't you recognise me?
l'm your wife, Kwong Sun.
What did you say?
Don't you recognise your own wife?
Start.
Don't be scared, you may be in shock still.
Not necessarily amnesia.
Can you hear airplanes around where you live?
Can you hear them at your place?
l can't hear them.
l can't hear them too.
That excludes around airport.
Can you see 3 huge chimneys around your house?
- Can you see them at yours? - No.
No.
Then, it can't be around industrial estate.
Are we questioning you or are you asking us?
Aren't your place my place as well?
How can my place be the same as your place?
lf my place is your place, l would have brought you home already.
What else can you remember?
- Wai Hung. - What does Wai Hung look like?
He looks like you.
ln the old movies, when the actress has amnesia.
A good scare usually helps her remember.
Are you crazy? Screaming like that so suddenly?
- Where are you going? - Wai Hung.
Miss, l am really not Wai Hung.
My father was an illiterate.
He would never give me such a decent name.
My name is Ho Ting Bon.
lt's not yours.
l.D. pictures are just an approximation.
l'm not your husband and you're not my wife.
So, don't call me Wai Hung any more.
Just rest for awhile.
What are you doing?
Come on, let's leave.
What?
We got her this way, We can't just go.
She can't remember a thing. What else can we do?
Well, we can ask her to stand on the road.
Let her get run over by a car again.
lf she's lucky, the hit may regain her memories.
lf she's died from the crash at least we can get rid of her. Let's go.
l can't believe you can even think such things.
No wonder you're so short.
l'm waiting for someone. Please come back later.
- Now what? - Well,
to make you feel better.
Let's have our Royal Majesty decide.
lf it's heads, we'll go. lf it's tail, we stay.
Heads. This is fate. Let's go.
Well, there are letters on the head side too.
l saw the 2 gentlemen left at the backdoor.
What?
You want to eat without paying?
What are you doing to my wife?
See? l told you my husband won't leave me here.
This is counterfeit money?
l'm sorry...
Don't ever tell people l'm your husband again.
Yes, Wai Hung.
Where are we going, Wai Hung?
l want to do some shopping.
What do you want to buy, Wai Hung?
Wai Hung is indeed a pleasant name.
But my name is not Wai Hung.
lt's really no use telling you this, is it?
Let's play a game, all right?
What game?
lt's called, ''My name is not Wai Hung''.
That name, even if l am really your husband.
Let's pretend l'm not tonight. Just treat me as a friend.
When you regain your memories back, all is well if l'm really your husband.
Even if l'm not, you still haven't been taken in.
- Then, l'm leaving. - Where are you going?
lf you're not my husband, l can't be with you.
All right, we won't play this game.
We'll play another game.
You can treat me as your husband.
l'll just pretend to have a wife tonight.
l thought having a wife means l can relax.
Turns out l have to sweat myself in the kitchen.
The taste is not bad.
Chow time.
Come sit down.
lt smells wonderful.
- Not yet. There's more. - What's that?
Champagne.
Bottoms up.
Let me teach you another game.
You're stupid, l'm stupid, he's stupid...
Drink up.
One more time.
Apprentice overtakes the master.
lt's not fair.
Do the dishes...
What about you? You go.
You're my wife, doing dishes is your job.
You keep saying l'm not. l won't do them.
You can't get away with it this time. Get up.
Whoever the bottle points at will do the dishes.
Fine with me.
- l can't believe this. - Go do the dishes.
All right.
They're all clean now.
No way. Wash them properly.
There're no such rules in this household.
Let the rats clean them then.
Get up. Cheat.
China City Night Club.
Can l talk to the cleaning lady ''Ah Wan''?
Who? Can you speak louder?
The cleaning lady, ''Ah Wan''.
She doesn't work here anymore.
Where can l reach her?
Who are you?
l'm her niece from Kwong Zhou.
Please give me her address.
Please wait.
Thank you, go on.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
Sorry. My hands are tied.
This is a fat chicken. lt didn't go far.
Thank you, miss.
- Bye. - Bye.
Rise and shine.
Morning, mom.
Morning still?
What brings you here so early?
My club fees are due for collection today.
Why are you sleeping in the living room?
l have a friend staying in my bedroom.
A friend? Boyfriend or girlfriend?
A girlfriend.
A girl?
Not that kind. We're just friends.
Of course l know it's not that kind.
Or else why won't you be sleeping in there?
Strange, where is she?
ls your friend up yet?
She's gone.
When are you going to bring your girl over?
How about tonight? l'll ask her to come for dinner.
What are her favourite dishes?
Mom, don't you spoil her.
She has a bad enough temper as it is.
lf you pamper her, she'll be worse.
Your mom has a reputation for being nice.
l know what to do.
lt's useless to put on a strict face.
Nowadays, it's important to be easy and friendly.
Go, clean up and have breakfast.
Auntie Wan.
Kwong Sun.
You've already come to Hong Kong?
Before mom died, she did ask me to come see you.
Mommy, Skinny took Billy's bottle.
l don't believe this, you bad boy.
Billy took my ink bottle first.
You kids are all useless.
Look at you. lnk all over.
Auntie Wan, can l stay at your place?
- Who's here? - My sister's daughter, Kwong Sun.
She wants to live here with us.
Uncle.
There shouldn't be any problem.
Let her stay here.
Sure. Where can she sleep?
Just shut your big mouth.
Any rice left?
l left it on the stove. Go get it yourself.
All you do is eat and sleep.
What a lazy bum.
l must eat if l'm hungry.
Mommy, is this how a lazy bum looks like?
Better get up from there or l'll spank you good.
- No, mommy, no... - l'll spank you good.
l'm going to break down.
Mother once told me that,
if l can get proofs from the delivery clinic l was born in.
l can apply to stay in H.K. as a resident.
lt's been so long.
The mid-wife may have died.
Billy was also born in that clinic.
There's a name card at the bottom of the drawer.
l didn't think you would still keep it.
Kwong Sun, it has been too long.
You're even prettier than your mother.
Make yourself at home.
Do stay here.
Get out of here. Always in the way.
This is the address of the clinic.
Kwong Sun, you now know what H.K. is like.
l must take care of them and earn a living too.
l really don't have time to help you out.
Mommy, Billy has poo all over his face.
Can't you wait?
Stink...
Here's $200.
l worked my fingers off for that.
lt's the best l can do.
l don't think l can do more even if l wanted to.
1997 will be here soon, why did you come here?
But l was born here.
l don't see what's so great about it.
What has that got me?
lf it's not for these damn brats.
l'll head back up there myself.
Look at you. lt's all over your face and clothes.
Dirty as a rat.
Hold still and let me clean it up.
Stop crying.
Stop it. l'm not dead yet.
Shit. Really, when l was the young bride-to-be.
l was so nervous to see my in-laws.
Now that l'm the in-law, l'm still nervous.
l'm so useless.
lt must be them.
How come it's you?
l should've guessed you are Bon's girlfriend.
Please come in. Come in.
You slept here last night?
lt's really none of us old folks' business.
Just ignore l've even asked the question.
Come over here.
Sit down.
Where's Bon? Didn't he come back with you?
He...
Cops are all alike.
They lost track of time.
l don't even know your name.
Just call me Kwong Sun.
Well then, Kwong Sun.
ls it all right if l call you Aunt?
ln Cheung Chau, everyone calls me Mrs. Ho.
The people from church call me Madonna.
lf you consider me as one of the family.
Like Bon, you can call me mom.
Mom.
Good. Are you hungry?
No, l'm not.
Just sit over there.
l'll get you some soup.
Go ahead.
One must eat if one is hungry.
l was starving just now.
Look here. l ate them all.
You can't tell, can you?
Let's have some soup first.
Take it.
How's the taste?
lt's really good.
lt doesn't matter if a woman can't raise a kid.
But it's important that she can make good soup.
Why is that so?
lf a man wants to go and fool around.
He can use the need to have good soup as excuse.
He can't say he needs to go raise a kid, can he?
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
Believe me, it works everytime.
lt doesn't work any other way.
Anything wrong, mom?
l'm choking.
Will that work?
Yes, this may be an old wives' tale.
But it works everytime.
lt's your turn?
Keep it up.
Hurry...it will work.
How is it? Does it work?
lt works.
Of course it does. Old remedies always work.
Let's eat some more.
What if we finish all the food?
We can always cook some more.
Bon says she's never worked a day in her life.
She's even better than l am.
l won't live with your mom when we get married.
You haven't even met her yet.
l've asked her many times to come live with me.
She has never once agreed.
Mom.
l have to use the washroom.
Terrific.
Eating before everyone else again?
This is good, mom. Try some.
- Smart boy. You know how to pick them. - What?
She's such a wonderful girl.
You must have taken after your father.
Mom was just talking about you. Mom, this is Judy.
Auntie.
Who is she?
My girlfriend.
Then, who's the one in the kitchen?
What kitchen?
Wai Hung...
Who's this woman?
There's something wrong with her mentally.
She's crazy.
l really don't know who she is. She's nuts.
How can l be called Wai Hung?
Who is really my daughter-in-law-to-be?
Of course it's this one, mom.
Her?
Are you sure?
What are you doing?
She's not be the real thing, is she?
What real thing?
How you wish? You're kept this woman here...
- behind my back? - Who says?
Mrs. Ho, you do know how to bring up your son.
Teaching him to be a two-timer.
Watch it. You might spoil him to death.
What's wrong with that?
- His father was a clock repairman. - Right.
- He could time 10 clocks at a time. - Right.
You can't take it? There's other fish in the sea.
Mom, don't say that.
l'm talking to your son, you shut up.
Ask me to shut up? l'm telling you to ship out.
Mom, Judy, l can explain.
l don't know her, she's crazy.
Wai Hung, Mrs., how's life?
You spoil everything.
What have you got to say now, Wai Hung?
l don't ever want to see you again. Get out!
Stand still.
l've never interfered with your life before.
But choosing a wife is a big thing.
One must choose carefully.
lf it's like that Judy, l won't have it.
Kwong Sun, Don't be frightened.
As long as l'm here, he can't bully you. Come on in.
Mom.
Granny,
when cousin Wai Hung and l left for H.K.
l thought our future was so bright and hopeful.
l'd never thought it would turn out like this.
Auntie Wan doesn't want me to stay with her.
But l've met this friend.
Both his mom and he treated me really well.
- Wai Hung. - l'm not Wai Hung. l'm a trouble seeker.
l hate to bump into you.
Can't you leave me alone?
lf that's too much to ask, leave my mom alone.
Let me warn you, don't get too friendly with her.
l'm sorry.
l was just talking nonsense just now.
Can't leave you alone for a minute.
All is well, get some sleep.
Let's have breakfast tomorrow before l leave.
How's the girl back home?
No thanks to you.
lf she can't regain her memories ever.
You'll have to mind her the rest of her life.
Yes. l've got it all figured out for you.
lt'll cost around $3,000 per month.
That much?
Around that l'll ask you for it on pay day.
You're kidding?
Who's kidding?
Look what's happening over there?
Make way. We're the police.
What's going on?
Sir, one of our customers passed out suddenly.
Can you come and check on him?
- Calm down, let me take a look. - Thanks.
Please co-operate and move out of the way.
Fine now, go back to work.
Sir, will that do?
Of course. l've learnt this from St. John's.
Can't you people hear me? l said out.
lt's not working. Sir.
His breathing is getting weak.
Will mouth to mouth resuscitation work?
- l'll give it a try. - Thanks.
Bad breath.
lt really stinks.
l can't stand it.
Get up.
What are you doing?
Stop kicking him. He's not well.
Get up...
What are you trying to do? Kill him?
What are you doing?
Get up.
Damn it...
You sure know how to put one on.
Let me go for old times' sake, please.
Must you do your act in such lavishing style?
l don't own all the restaurants here you know.
There's no informers' fees coming.
- And l'm broke. - Get out of my sight.
Go...
Jerk.
Sir, how can you let him go without paying?
How much did he owe you? l'll pay for him.
That's more like it.
Just take this money.
Still stinks?
This is useless. l must get some insecticide.
That guy's mouth is worse than a sewer.
Really, you should have told me he's pretending.
Don't want to spoil your enthusiasm.
That bum sure is a good actor.
He could have me fooled if it's not for you.
Honey.
Can't you remember what today is?
What? Your Birthday?
More important than my birthdays.
lt's our wedding anniversary.
- For you. - Thank you.
More coming.
Thank you...
You're welcome. There's more...
What's this?
Open it.
ls this a net?
- Negligee. - Negligee? For you?
- No, for you. - l'm not wearing it.
You prefer being nude? Fine with me.
What are you doing?
Something that'll have a result in 10 months.
l can't.
- You can't? But l can. Come, my darling. - No...
My mom's not here.
We're married. What are you afraid of?
Don't be shy. We're husband and wife.
Come on, darling.
You don't like it here? We'll go in the bedroom.
Let go of me...
Here l come.
Please don't. l'm not your wife.
Don't treat me as your loving husband.
Treat me as an animal.
Stop it. l'm really not your wife.
Then why do you keep saying you are before?
But l'm really not your wife. l'm not.
That l know from the start. Who are you really?
l am sorry.
l don't want your apologies. Who are you?
Actually, l'm a stowaway.
lt's by chance that l bumped into you.
l didn't mean to deceive you.
You didn't mean to deceive me?
Calling Bon, wanted at headquarter. Urgent.
Be there right away.
Bon, please don't arrest me.
l'll leave.
As a cop, l should have arrested you long ago.
But it's our fault that you got injured first.
l'll let you off the hook this time.
l want you gone before l come home.
Addict Hung is upstairs having treatment.
- Not putting me on again? - No.
Go.
Both front and back doors are guarded.
But we don't know what's happening upstairs.
Send one of our men to go in as a patient.
But Hung will recognise all of us.
Yes.
He has seen me before.
Does Hung have 2 big pimples on his nose?
l can't remember.
See? Since you can't remember how he looks like,
he won't remember you neither.
We'll give you a brand new image. Let's go.
Can l help you?
l've twisted my spinal cord, l think.
- Come in and have a seat. - Thank you.
How did you get this?
Thanks to this book.
Those positions can really get you.
l think l've hurt my back real bad.
- Just fill out this registration form. - Thanks.
Calling station.
Only suspect and one woman here.
Get our men ready and stand by at the front.
Are you the one twisted the spinal cord?
Yes...
lt's your turn.
So soon. lsn't he first?
He's just waiting for someone. Come in.
Crazy.
Doctor, l just...
What now?
There may be a lump in my underarms.
No problem. l'll just change needles.
- Doctor... - Yes?
- Actually, l'm... - What is it now?
Not only is there a lump in my underarms.
l think l have breast cancer.
Well then, we'll need a bigger needle.
No...Help...
Ouch. The pain.
Freeze. Police.